Really, world, this is what I get from you?

I love writing about testicles and creeps and the crap I may or may not have done that no one can prove so therefore you will have no idea whether I’m just messing with you or making a confession! Ha! I don’t know why I didn’t start this sooner.

Sugar We’re Going Down (boys that don’t suck, part deux)

Okay, first off, a minor rant of utmost importance to the continuation of the human race: If you’re going to have a letter (or two) in a word, they should be pronounced, and if someone pronounces them, they should be applauded for passing their hooked on phonix course, not scolded for being an idiot.  Ex.: [...]

On movies that suck and boys who don’t

So I’m 1hr and 9min into Know1ng and, guess what, it sucks worse than the toothless whore who charges a buck with dentures and ten without.  I don’t understand why these big movie studios expect me to spend my hard-earned money on their poo when I can simply walk into the restroom at work and [...]