A tail is a tail, people, whether it’s a tail or not!

If you had a 9 inch tail, what’s to keep you from shitting on it?  No, really, how to you not poo on your own tail?  The pictures of people’s tails I’ve seen on Google don’t look like they have a lot of muscles in them and may not be movable.  So, seriously, how do [...]

Uriah and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

So I had this totally awesome post already in my head at work and then I totally forgot it.  So I’ll just give you random highlights from my day: One of the guys I work with (an older married guy) told us the story of him and the one legged chick.  It started with, “She [...]

Week Ending 01/06/2010

So my boss came back from his vacation last week which was completely and utterly welcome as we all were ready to kill eachother and our assistant manager really totally missed him. So on the first day I saw him I told him that if he wasn’t married and my boss I would totally have [...]