So some totally crazy lady offered me a job working at the pharmacy chain she owns. Like, wow. Who would want me near their drugs? I mean, after all, I was voted “Most Likely to Become a Drug Dealer” in High School. I guess they were right. Maybe High School was an important part of [...]
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- I unlocked the Snow White and The Huntsman Opening Weekend sticker on @GetGlue! bit.ly/JYZlpl 4 hours ago
- Dude, what was up with the ending??? bit.ly/MYDkeB @GetGlue @SnowWhite 4 hours ago
- @adamjtx i believe your account has been hacked, good sir, judging by the DM i received from you 1 day ago
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- I just had to physically push someone out of the way to make a cup of coffee. #EmployeePains 1 day ago
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