No squirrels were harmed in the making of this post. Except Jimmy, but no one really liked him, anyway.

No squirrels were harmed in the making of this post. Except Jimmy, but no one really liked him, anyway.
Would you pay to use Facebook? How about Twitter? I wouldn’t. But then, why do we pay for food, either?
Awww, look, I pour out my heart for you people. Isn’t it just precious?