I anthropomorphize my body in this post… Wait… Is my body considered inanimate? …

I anthropomorphize my body in this post… Wait… Is my body considered inanimate? …
I’m halfway through my beer and I remembered two things: I haven’t eaten dinner and I never made my weekly post. See, I CAN multitask!
This is what happens when I don’t eat often enough and have a chance to think on my drive home…