Day 2 (okay, it’s day three, but I was busy on day two…)

I anthropomorphize my body in this post… Wait… Is my body considered inanimate? …

The world makes NO sense whatsoever!

I swear the only way the world makes sense is if everybody’s stoned! That would explain so much…

Holy shit I MUST meat these people!

I apologize for the horrible pun in the title of today’s post. I am still utterly sleep deprived and it makes me giggle so deal with it. Also, I think I’m in love with a blog. I wonder if it’s legal to marry a blog in Switzerland…anyone have any info on this, please email me.