This isn’t anything like the foursquare I played as a kid

So the other night at work (while working on my day off…yes, I beg for your pity. I am totally shameless and I’m proud of that fact) some chick (who has actually passed out in my parking lot in the middle of pulling into a space because she was partying WAY too hard) bought a [...]

I’m not vain, it’s just that you’ve been promoted to Captain Idiot

So when I was a kid they had this Time Life commercial for a record collection (I am NOT old, y’all, really) of 70′s greatest hits.  It was an awesome commercial until this one song came up called “You’re so Vain”.  It drove me nuts.  I’d ask my mom whenever the commercial aired what the [...]

I’m gonna be a drug dealer, yay!

So some totally crazy lady offered me a job working at the pharmacy chain she owns.  Like, wow.  Who would want me near their drugs?  I mean, after all, I was voted “Most Likely to Become a Drug Dealer” in High School.  I guess they were right.  Maybe High School was an important part of [...]