Day 2 (okay, it’s day three, but I was busy on day two…)

I anthropomorphize my body in this post… Wait… Is my body considered inanimate? …

Its Dating History Wednesday

Hey, look, I came up with a gimmick!  Go me! So I was thinking today about some of the crazy “dates” I’ve been on.  Some of these memories are comical, some are tragic, and some are downright embarrassing.  What perfect fodder for me to give to you! Note:  For those challenged at reading between the [...]

Really, world, this is what I get from you?

I love writing about testicles and creeps and the crap I may or may not have done that no one can prove so therefore you will have no idea whether I’m just messing with you or making a confession! Ha! I don’t know why I didn’t start this sooner.