Really, world, this is what I get from you?

I love writing about testicles and creeps and the crap I may or may not have done that no one can prove so therefore you will have no idea whether I’m just messing with you or making a confession! Ha! I don’t know why I didn’t start this sooner.

Well, at least I didn’t wet myself, so that’s a good thing -or- My undies are still (semi) clean, YAY!

So, on this whole “I need a new job” thing, I’m totally thinking of taking the great advice I was given and taking the pharmacy job, especially after tonight. It finally happened, every convenience store clerks (almost) worst fear: I got robbed.  But at least my masculinity’s still in tact because: I didn’t break down/burst [...]

Why are all the men I find creepy?

So I’ve tried doing the whole online dating thing and let me just say, the Internet is full of creepy people. There was the chick who’s obsessed with her cow, little Bo Peep, and the countless women who I’ve never spoken to that reply to my add with “how sad you’re so desperate you’ve stooped [...]